How to look cool in the doctors waiting room

1. Don’t read the magazines,those are for sick people. 2. Have a stare off with the old lady across the room untill she forgets she’s ill. Then smile when she finally does coz you won. 3. Practice what to say when doctor asks “How can I help you today” 4. Try to ignore the smell of medicine, the cold air or the murmurs and groaning from everyone in the room. Don’t talk to anyone, stay on your phone,read old whatsapp conversations if you must. 5.Don’t get up too quickly or too slowly when they call for your name. Be cool about it.You are not dying, walk lively.